Sunday, 23 August 2009

Tampon Crafts



Got a few spare stick-em-ups just lying around? Not to worry - you can MAKE things with them. These are ideal for birthday pressies, Father's Day presents, perhaps even as gifts for your boss. What are you waiting for? Get stuck in!

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/

My favourite are the heart earrings. Imagine wearing those on a first date.

Tampax - So absorbing


Reminds me of putting a tampon into a person's pint glass. Try it. Works best when done to an especially macho guy in the middle of a crowded pub.

Friday, 7 August 2009

Zombie Uterus

It gets better. Someone has come up with ZOMBIE UTERUS!

This is for all you girls out there who feel that at certain times of the month your uterus grows a personality of its own and attempts to claw its way out your body. Now you can get your own back.

A Uterus with Personality. Who wants one for Christmas?

Trust Etsy, the world's best and most bizarre handmade craft site, to have plush uteri.

There's a plethora of most delightful uteri for every occassion - geeky uteri, Rosie the Riveter Uterus, happy uteri. Just what we've always wanted.